Chuck Norris Jokes, Martial Arts Styles and Types

A few Chuck Norris Jokes and very little to do with martial arts types and martial arts styles really, but good fun.

Here are the favorite Chuck Norris jokes...

• *Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks
• *If you spell "Chuck Norris" in Scrabble, you win...Forever!
• *When Chuck Norris farts in a city, the city becomes devastated by wildfires and huge explosions...

• *Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris' house is a Total Gym.
• *The first rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
• *Chuck Norris came before the egg and the chicken
• *Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
• *Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
• *Chuck Norris isn't lactose intolerant. He just doesn't put up with lactose's crap.
• *If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
• *That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups, that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
• *The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
• *Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus
• *What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His Shoe
• *Chuck norris doesn't shop for clothes he simply walks through isles and clothes throw themselves on him in fear of making him angry.

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